The K-12 He's Skiing on One Ski - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Bold navy arched text reads

Bold navy arched text reads "HIGH ON LIFE" above a distressed circular badge depicting layered pine tree silhouettes

" with both lines showing a weathered screen-print texture

Large white block letters read "ABES" with smaller text "Lincoln" and "Illinois" on either side

Apparently the open arms pose is less about unconditional love and more about exasperated parenting

and you pay in cash without asking about noises from the back room

The K-12 He's Skiing on One Ski - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Bold navy arched text readsSkiing the K 12 on one ski is pure Greendale bodaciousness, especially when your only training was dodging a paperboy and two dollars. Lane Meyer's descent technique remains unmatched. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem contains arched text reading "HE'S SKIING ON ONE SKI!" above a silhouette of a skier descending with poles against mountain peaks. Large serif text reads "THE K 12" with smaller caps below