Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt berkeley " Smaller red-orange text at

" Smaller red-orange text at the bottom reads "MIDDLE EARTH

"Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago

who introduced a bowling alley in 1959

both grinning with arms raised

Los Angeles" with "WEbster 1-1246" and "13849 Ventura Boulevard

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt berkeley " Smaller red-orange text atGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A