We Don't Rent Pigs - Unisex T-Shirt mosquitos Retro cartoon portrait of Chet

Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

it carried the kind of loyalty that only neighborhood restaurants can inspire

with casual script lettering reading "Club" below it

it carried the kind of name that promised old-world warmth and strong cocktails

We Don't Rent Pigs - Unisex T-Shirt mosquitos Retro cartoon portrait of ChetHat Creek Cattle Company's sign tells you everything about Gus McCrae's management priorities, and livestock rental ain't one of them. Pigs just wander around like squatters with full tenure. Inspired by Lonesome Dove. The Details: Distressed brown serif text in a slightly arched layout reads "WE DON'T RENT PIGS." Below, a detailed brown engraving style illustration depicts a large pig standing in profile facing right, rendered with fine cross